Mike Bassett: England Manager

Ricky Tomlinson

Mike Bassett

Amanda Redman

Karine Bassett

Філіп Джексон

Lonnie Urquart

Бредлі Волш

Dave Dodds

Martin Bashir

Interviewer

Phill Jupitus

Tommo Thompson

Dean Lennox Kelly

Kevin Tonkinson

Роббі Джі

Smallsy

Джеф Белл

Gary Wackett

Pelé

Self

Ulrich Thomsen

Dr. Hans Shoegaarten

Geoffrey Hutchings

Geoffrey Lightfoot

Angela Curran

Margaret

N/A

Danny Tennant

Jason Bassett

Sean Gilder

Journalist

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Mark Burdis

Journalist

Nigel Lindsay

Journalist

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Sue Barker

Self

Gabby Logan

Self

Keith Allen

Self

N/A

Natasha Kaplinsky

Self

N/A

Dickie Bird

Self

Robert Putt

Jack Marshall

John Alford

Deano

N/A

Dean Holness

Danny

N/A

Scott Mean

Parksey

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Terry Kiely

Harpsey

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Peter McGillycuddy

Gorgeous

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Toby Redwood

Berksey

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Thomas Kenyon

Macca

N/A

Andy Ansah

Super

N/A

Robert Campion

Smudger

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Alex Lawler

Sexy

N/A

Dion Osborne

Ossie

N/A

Danny Husbands

Normal

N/A

Declan Perkins

Perky

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Phil Gridelet

Grids

Jenny Frost

Self

Liz McClarnon

Self

Malcolm Terris

Phil Cope

Ian Lindsay

Manchester Rep

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Lloyd McGuire

Midlands Rep

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Chris McQuarry

Alan Massey

Stephen Walters

Supporter

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Barry Venison

Self

Ronaldo

Self

Kim Durham

Benson

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Robert Hudson

Hedges

Des Hamilton

Scottish Player

Paul Rattray

Scottish Player

N/A

Neil Peplow

Scottish Goalie

N/A

Glen Mulhern

Irish Player

Кевін Гадсон

Footballer (uncredited)

Martin Dahlin

Self