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Кал Пенн

Edward

Адам Кемпбелл

Peter

Дженніфер Кулідж

White Bitch

Джейма Мейс

Lucy

Фаун Чемберс Воткінс

Susan

Кріспін Ґловер

Willy

Тоні Кокс

Bink

Ектор Хіменес

Mr. Tumnus

Даррелл Гаммонд

Captain Jack Swallows

Кармен Електра

Mystique

Девід Кередайн

Museum Curator

Fred Willard

Aslo

Кевін Мак-Дональд

Harry Potter

George Alvarez

Ron

Crista Flanagan

Hermoine

N/A

Dana Seltzer

Flight Attendant

Dane Farwell

Albus Dumbledore

Тед Гілґенбрінк

Cyclops

Jim Piddock

Magneto

Vince Vieluf

Wolverine

N/A

Kahshanna Evans

Storm

Lindsey Kraft

Rogue

Jareb Dauplaise

Nacho Libre

Rico Rodriguez

Chanchito

Danny Jacobs

Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

David Lehre

Ashton Kutcher

N/A

James Walker Sr.

Samuel Jackson

N/A

Tysen Knight

Kanye West

N/A

Alla Petrou

Paris Hilton

Gregory Jbara

Mel Gibson

Jill Latiano Howerton

Singing Pirate Girl

N/A

Abe Spigner

Flavor Flav

N/A

Shawn McDonald

P. Diddy Faun

Лорен Конрад

Lauren Conrad

Katt Williams

Harry Beaver (voice)

Nick Steele

Lead Archer

N/A

Brennan Thomas

Woodsman

N/A

David J. Catching

Aslo's Camp Band

Jesse Hughes

Aslo's Camp Band

N/A

Brian O'Connor

Aslo's Camp Band

N/A

Gene Trautmann

Aslo's Camp Band

Кенні Єйтс

Pirate with Heart

D.J. Dierker

Pirate

Таран Кіллем

Pirate

Джеремі Ровлі

Pirate

N/A

Qiana Chase

Pirate Wench

Jillian Grace

Pirate Wench

Masha Lund

Pirate Wench

N/A

Pollyanna Uruena

Pirate Wench

Sara Jean Underwood

Pirate Wench

N/A

Olivia Hardt

Cribs Faun

Zee James

Cribs Faun

N/A

Ginny Jones

Cribs Faun

N/A

Britten Kelley

Cribs Faun

Arielle Vandenberg

Cribs Faun

Heather Storm

Aslo's Girl

Irina Voronina

Jogging Girl

N/A

Audra Lynn

Wardrobe Girl

N/A

Darko Belgrade

James Bond

N/A

Brookelyn Freed

Bond Girl

Sabi Dorr

Blacksmith

N/A

David Whatley-Zepeda

Silas the Monk

N/A

Mike Grief

Prison Guard

N/A

Mary Castro

Breast Bite Woman

N/A

Ron Léroy

Nose Bite Guy

N/A

Thomas Van Tassel

Crotch Bite Guy

N/A

Lichelle D. Ebner

Morphed Mystique

Paul Zies

Thug

Roscoe Lee Browne

Narrator (voice)

N/A

Ronald Lee Clark

Oompa Loompa

Joe Gieb

Oompa Loompa

Arturo Gil

Oompa Loompa

N/A

Ricardo Gil

Oompa Loompa

Michael Lee Gogin

Oompa Loompa

Joseph S. Griffo

Oompa Loompa

N/A

Pancho Moler

Oompa Loompa

N/A

Mighty Mike Murga

Oompa Loompa

Mark Povinelli

Oompa Loompa

Jon Simanton

Oompa Loompa

David Steinberg

Oompa Loompa

N/A

John Tamaki

Oompa Loompa

Kevin Thompson

Oompa Loompa

Tyce Diorio

Willy Dance Double

N/A

Richard Steelo Vasquez

Curator Dance Double

N/A

Megan Hiratzka

Dancing Pirate Girl

N/A

Samantha Faye Lee

Dancing Pirate Girl

N/A

Philip Albuquerque

Breakdancing Pirate

N/A

Jaime Burgos III

Breakdancing Pirate

N/A

Oren Michaeli

Breakdancing Pirate

N/A

Frankie DeMiranda

Dancing Soldier

N/A

Chadd Smith

Madd Chadd

N/A

Anwar Burton

Michael Jackson

Yousef Abu-Taleb

Daniel

Кевін Гарт

Silas (uncredited)

Scott L. Schwartz

Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

N/A

Monica Ford

The Hot Nun (uncredited)

N/A

John Eric Brown

Warrior (uncredited)

N/A

Jon Overgaauw

Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

N/A

Donna Russo

Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

N/A

Phillip Sanchez

Monk (uncredited)

N/A

Matt Weinglass

Warrior (uncredited)

Michelle Lang

Bond Girl

N/A

Dave Gist

Man-Boobs! (uncredited)