Секс-гуру

Майк Маєрс

Guru Pitka

Джессіка Альба

Jane Bullard

Джастін Тімберлейк

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Romany Malco

Darren Roanoke

Меґан Ґуд

Prudence

Джон Олівер

Dick Pants

Верн Троєр

Coach Punch Cherkov

Manu Narayan

Rajneesh

Стівен Колберт

Jay Kell

Джим Ґеффіґен

Trent Lueders

Бен Кінґслі

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Omid Djalili

Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra

Джессіка Сімпсон

Jessica Simpson

Ye

Kanye West

N/A

Trevor Heins

Young Pitka

Саманта Бі

Cinnabon Cashier

Boyd Banks

EMT

Rob Huebel

Frat Guy

Daniel Tosh

Bar Patron

N/A

Rob Blake

Himself

Telma Hopkins

Lillian Roanoke

N/A

Rob Gfroerer

Sickly Nerd

Liana Mendoza

Dancer

Robert Cohen

Nerd

Linda Kash

Female Reporter

N/A

Bob Bainborough

Assistant Coach

Gotham Chopra

Deepak Early 20's

Suresh John

Indian Man

N/A

Jaan Padda

Young Deepak

Seán Cullen

Referee

Matt Baram

EMT

N/A

Garry Robbins

Biker

N/A

Peter Schoelier

Uncle Jack

N/A

Ben Gans

Goal Post Judge

N/A

Alexia Filippeos

11-Year-Old Girl

N/A

Taylor Flood

11-Year-Old Girl

N/A

Shakti Kupil

Sanjay

Graham Gordy

DJ

N/A

Jasmin Chase

Puck Bunny

N/A

Jahlani Bishop

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Jahmal Daniel

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Helen Semmunigus

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Donna Ellis

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Jazmine Jeffrey

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Danielle Johnson

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Carlisa Lewis

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Elyssa Marshall

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Jamila Mason

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Nathaniel Robinson

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Adisa Liburd

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Daniel Skeete

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Tierra McRae-Spence

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Kadesha Webb

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Clarice Gillard

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Raemiah Dorrington

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Zoia Davis

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Ashton Williams

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Tyra Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Knikole Frans

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Sabrina Morris

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Nadine Muir

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Alpha Kayondo

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Tracey Soman

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Larissa Abrams-Ogg

Children's Church Choir

N/A

Zachary Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

Krystal Kiran

Group Dancer

N/A

Uppekha Jain

Group Dancer

Dani Jazzar

Group Dancer

N/A

Frank Bishun

Group Dancer

N/A

Karun Pathak

Group Dancer

Sachin Bhatt

Group Dancer

N/A

Prosenjit Kundu

Group Dancer

N/A

Robert Halley

Group Dancer

N/A

Sharat Chawla

Group Dancer

N/A

Namita Kapoor

Group Dancer

N/A

Shereen Ladha

Group Dancer

N/A

Nazneen Irani

Group Dancer

N/A

Hetal Patel

Group Dancer

N/A

Sharona D'Ornellas

Group Dancer

N/A

Michelle Marshall

Oprah Winfrey (voice)

Марішка Гарґітей

Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Вел Кілмер

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

N/A

Madhumita Sen

Group Dancer

Jessica Rotter

Persian Beauty (uncredited)

N/A

Frank Meschkuleit

Additional Performances (puppeteer)

Морґан Фрімен

Morgan Freemann (voice only) (uncredited)