Director's Cut

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Herself / Mabel

Пен Джиллетт

Herbert Blount

Гаррі Гемлін

Godfrey Winters

Hayes MacArthur

Reed

Лін Шей

Captain Wheeler

Ґілберт Ґотфрід

Superintendent

Adam Rifkin

Adam Rifkin

Marshall Bell

Moving Company Guy

Нестор Карбонелл

Perry

Teller

Rudy Nelson

Bree Olson

Sexy Nurse

Lisa Rinna

Self

Rob Steinberg

Detective Whiteside

Bridey Elliott

Wardrobe Girl

Cokey Falkow

Special Effects Guy

Sophie Dee

Hooker Crowdfunder

N/A

Caroline Gayle

Paddle Girl

N/A

Leslie McKeller

Nurse Twiggy

Dave Anthony

Richard Speck

N/A

D. Brett Schramm

Jeffrey Dahmer

Jon Barinholtz

Video Assist Guy

N/A

Demetrius Thomas

Detective Jones

Lexi Love

Prison Guard 02

Matt Donnelly

Prison Guard 01

N/A

David Chapman

Assistant Director

N/A

Dylan Treger

College Boy / Failed LA Actor 'College' Kid

N/A

Shannon Treger

Young Nurse / Doctor No Cajones

N/A

Miles Dougal

Charles Manson

Meredith Pyle

Self

N/A

Reda Beebe

Medic

Benjamin Schrader

Mormon 1

N/A

David Aboussafy

Mormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank

N/A

Ronald Graham

Albert Fish / Annoying Person #3

N/A

Debi Staron

Police Officer

N/A

Shannon McManigal

Attractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim

N/A

Seth H. Steadman

Bad Hat Etiquette Cop

N/A

Jan Philip Browne

Blump's Burgers Owner

N/A

Coleman Lannum

Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder (as Cole Lannum)

N/A

Curt Harpold

Blump's Burgers Patron

N/A

Mick Luvbright

Caesar (with Chariot)

N/A

Kayla Levine

Child W / Dog Walker

N/A

Cayla Kirschbaum

Cranial Cavity Cayla

N/A

Geri Hormel

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #1 / Nurse Stabbed-a-Lot

N/A

Gillian Hormel

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs

N/A

Samantha Nieto

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #3 / Nurse Screams-a-Lot

N/A

Daniel Greenspun

Cutting Room Floor Guy

N/A

Lori Hyland

Cutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute

N/A

Lisa Farmer

Dead Diner Dame

N/A

Carey Barrett

Dead Faculty

N/A

Chris Koontz

Dead Hippie

N/A

Derek A. Zavala

Derek the Stud

N/A

Daniel Bays

Detective Daniel Petoskey

N/A

Dionne A. Zavala

Dionee the Falling Angel

N/A

Chuck Fazio

Dr. Ted Manon

N/A

Monica Cook

Emily's Best Friend

N/A

Taylor J. Smith

Extremely Handsome Police Sergeant / Hot EMT

N/A

Ché Graham

Fillet-O-Fish

N/A

Francesco Santora

First Guy Shot

N/A

Anne Roelke

Flowered Pants Lady

N/A

Bryan Hayned

Fryer Duck and Cover

N/A

Dee Luvbright

Gadget the Purple Pony

N/A

Andrew Wimsatt

Greeting Cop

N/A

Christopher Lemmings

Hamlin Fan

N/A

Cheryl Lemmings

Hamlin Fan Cheryl

N/A

Warren Scott Kirschbaum

Keystone Cop Number 3.0 (as Warren Kirschbaum)

N/A

Javier Andy Zavala Jr.

Handsome Cuban Manager

N/A

Mac McPherson

Invisible PTSD Cop

N/A

Brian D. Sheehy

Officer Clem Son / Penn's Body Double

N/A

Larry F. Scott

Officer Lutz

Rod Fielder

Police Officer

N/A

Jeff Levine

Uniformed Officer

N/A

Bob Lawler

Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village

N/A

Renee Reeser Zelnick

Crowdfunder 05

N/A

Pam Love

Crowdfunder 04

Diana Terranova

Manson Girl #1

N/A

John Farrier

Blump's Burgers Victim

Robert Belushi

Elder Ashby (uncredited)

N/A

Daz Byard

Detective (uncredited)

Dean Cameron

Brian (uncredited)

Leonel Claude

Officer Gause (uncredited)

N/A

Valerie R. Cook

Security Guard (uncredited)

N/A

Brie Cubelic

College Girl (uncredited)

N/A

Javier Flores

Police Officer (uncredited)

N/A

Michael Haddad

Police Officer (uncredited)

N/A

Dustin Knouse

Reality TV Camera Man (uncredited)

N/A

Gus Langley

Police Officer (uncredited)

Katarina Law

Police Officer (uncredited)

N/A

Sarah Lowe

Agenty Cindy (uncredited)

Shawn C. Phillips

Birthday Boy (uncredited)

Robert McMurrer

Charles Whitman (uncredited)

C. Ronald McPherson

Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

N/A

Jeremy L. Morrison

Clash of the Titans Geek (uncredited)

Rick Nathanson

Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse (uncredited)

Johnny Ortiz

Club Goer (uncredited)

N/A

Jon Ray

Cop / Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

N/A

Mark Rossignol

Cop (uncredited)

N/A

Carlos Simental Jr.

Thug (uncredited)

Destiny Soria

Self (uncredited)

N/A

Scott Winig

Real Director of Photography (uncredited)

N/A

Ebony Williams

Ebony Williams (uncredited)

N/A

Patrick J. Statham

James Huberty (uncredited)